ipretendimbatmanwhenimasturbate:

theradicallyimperfect:

dirkfromstatefarm:

nerdbaby-fantroll:

anikarp:

awkward-avenger:

izziesworldofizzie:

ahuttoftea:

fizzylimon:

meisterj:

savagelucy42:

I am the Beastmaster.

It was Pitch Perfect. i’m stuck is a more musical version of real life, it sucks because I’m visual and can’t sing for shit.

The Lego Movie. I am the opposite of fucked.

IM GONNA WRECK IT

'How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying' so basically I'm doing great.

THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL YES I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN A WES ANDERSON MOVIE

Robocop FUCK I HAVE NO BODY FUCK

Twighlight Breaking Dawn(wake me up inside)

Pulp fiction

Lucy. Fuck.

Hard Candy…. shit I’m going to get tortured and killed by Ellen Page…. wait she’s adorable.. it’s worth it now
elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.
coca-cola:

We can’t think of a better way to break the ice this summer than to #ShareaCoke.

equiuszahhak:

BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed

(Source: hanamurateruteru, via laurac911)

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